White Glove Delivery Part 2: The Glovening

I called the white glove people again. After they said hello and took my info, they put me on hold for 12 minutes. Their hold music would have been fine if it hadn’t sounded like it was playing through the currently blown speaker on the brake side of my Harley’s batwing. “May 22nd,” he says…


White Glove Delivery

I have a delivery coming that I where I am being forced into using a white glove install. Despite that I have been very excited and anxious for the arrival. Today they sent me: – an email– a text– a robo call These all came in during the same 60 seconds window and they all…


Kindergarten

It didn’t seem real. And yet here we are, about to get on the bus. I kept my shit together. Can’t wait for him to be ready for me to pick him up on the Harley.


I Don’t Know How We Got Here

Logan is a few days shy of 10 months here. I remember being so tickled this day when I opened up the door. Logan had taken off his hat. He put his pacifier inside the hat. He set the hat on his lap, maintained a one-fingered death grip on the bill, and then went to…


Already Won

Logan is obsessed with the Pete the Cat song Already Won. I made the mistake of playing it on YouTube in the car the other day and when we got to the end, he wanted to hear it again. And Again. And again. And then it was “all the way home.” But we were headed…