Like the title asks, why do they label baby clothes? I mean for sizes. They aren’t truth. I’ve never been lied to as much in my entire life as I have been by size labels on Six’s clothes. I never thought it possible, but they are wrong more often than most meteorologists.

3-6 months? Nope.

6-9 months? Hardly.

3-12 months? Just stop.

And infant socks are worse than the clothes themselves. We have some 6 month socks for Six that fit just fine, but also another brand of 6 months socks that could double as mittens for my manly meat hooks.

What you’re telling me here is you have no fucking idea what age child this item will fit. I don’t even look at labels anymore. I just eyeball it. Every item purchased is like pulling the lever on a nickel slot machine. It doesn’t cost much, but it adds up and you’re just hoping for a good outcome.