After pondering on the Nintendo Switch for a few days now…it’s a resounding “meh.” They still aren’t playing the same game as Sony and Microsoft. They just aren’t making products for people like me anymore, haven’t for years now, and I’d be better off if I would just accept that and move on.

But I can’t. It’s Nintendo, the linchpin of so many childhood memories. I want them to turn it around.

I can be convinced, if only they’d give me something worthwhile.