I hate pink Starburst. If pink Starburst was a person I would wish it got Chlamydia and Shingles and a toothache all at the same time. Red Starburst are good. Orange are better. But yellow…yellow is like a drop of heaven that you can enjoy. At work, at home, in the car, walking around, at…

Your eyes did not deceive you. You read that correctly. I know it’s hard to believe. I wrote it and I can’t believe it. After several doctors telling K-Bomb and I that “It’s not impossible, but it’s EXTREMELY unlikley,” we gave up thinking about ever having kids of our own. I filed it away and…

Recently a classmate uploaded a video of my year’s high school Graduation and Class Night. I spent some time watching it. I recall there being about 55-ish of us in the graduating class. (Oops, better make that 54-ish because I wasn’t there. My family imploded and I had to find a place to live, pay…

I have never understood the lyrics to Holy Diver. I’ve read all the theories and I’m not sure I buy any of them. I’ve decided I’m just gonna go through the lyrics and provide a running commentary of each thing as it pops in my head. My comments will be in parentheses. Holy Diver (What…