Category: Kid Stuff

Two Weeks

So there is this joke in the technical world I work in that if asked, you should always respond things will be done in two weeks. That conversation goes likes this. Manager: “When will project A be done?” Worker: “Two weeks.” *Two weeks pass* Manager: “You said it would be done in two weeks.” Worker:…


Baby Vs Motorcycle, Or How I Learned To Relax

About a week or so ago I started looking around at some baby things. Items to buy, things to do, ways to swaddle etc… Never do this. Not without some sort of parameters. I didn’t have any and it only took a few minutes for me to nearly fall over the edge into a swirling…


Love, Respect, and Gratitude

We had the Baby Shower yesterday. First and foremost, a huge thank you and hug to the ladies who went above and beyond to put together a co-ed Shower that was entertaining and enjoyed by a very diverse and eclectic group of people: PEBBLES, OZ, MDAWGS, and TINKER, you ladies knocked it out of the…


I Hate Vegetables But My Life Revolves Around Them

I am not a fan of vegetables for the most part. I like corn and peas, but I’m not supposed to eat them. I think mixed vegetables is one of the worst foods on this planet. In 4th grade, my battleaxe of a teacher made me eat some of the cafeteria’s mixed vegetables. I argued…


When Realities Collide

Our lives continue. We march onward towards Six’s arrival. I can’t tell you how happy I am. Or how fucking bizarre this whole situation is. I gave up on having kids more years ago than I care to count. This wasn’t supposed to happen. I stopped letting myself even think about having hope for a…