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Where I’m Going and Where I’m From Isn’t Your Business

NOTE: Originally written in September 2015, but never published. I was having dinner with my brother Sarge last night and this conversation came up. I gave it another look this morning and it reads better than I remember, if a slight bit petulant. But the fact remains that I, and all my brothers and sisters,…


Wherein, Yet Again, I Solve Another Problem

Q. Are Hot Dog Toasters cool? A. Yes.


Wherein I Solve Another Problem Again

Q. Is the correct way to eat string cheese by peeling pieces off or biting into it like a candy bar? A. Nice try with the trick question. The proper technique depends on the circumstances. If you are rushed for time or one hand is otherwise occupied or filthy, by all means, eat it like…


Sidney’s Tale – Part 2

I used to have this coffee table in my living room. I bought it off craigslist for $15. I loved it because it was functional, not overly large, but most importantly, because I was able to sit on the floor and put my legs under it. I used to throw a folded blanket on the…


Sidney Again

Heard from the vet. Not good news. Even if the antibiotics work this time, she is in the beginning stages of kidney failure. And if the antibiotics would work, no telling how fast she would go downhill afterwards. Could be days, weeks, maybe a few months. She’s been such a good dog for so long….